1. |
Dizzy Izzy's
01:52
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So I'm walking down the street
In New York City
And I'm looking for a place to eat
So I come across Dizzy Izzy's
So I order a bagel and cream cheese
So the guy gives me a kinish
I said "Is this what I ordered? No!"
He said "I'll take it back if yo wanna"
And I said "Well, that's New York"
Take back my kinish!
I'll have a pastrami sandwich
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2. |
She Cut Me On Sunday
00:57
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3. |
One Blind Eye
02:10
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I hear you been clowning around
Making funny faces at clouds
Tracing them with one blind eye
It'll all return one day
I promise with a happy face
Promise I won't fade away
Shadows scattered skipping stones
Tripping when I'm on the phone
Yawning death hard to feel
Cheated by the passers-by
Hurling obscenity
Tired he drops to his knees
All the perfect ones are gone
Stuck here with no disguise
Enchanted by the heart
Afflicted I stroke my pride
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4. |
King Of Beef Theme
01:43
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5. |
Belgian Boob Blues
03:23
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Deep in a bar called the Elephant
I wasn’t there, but I should’ve went
If I had known, what she was gonna do
Now I got, the Belgian Boob Blues
She pulled it up, and then she pulled it down
And you could see those boobs from across town
Elle etait saoule, elle n’etait pas moche
Elle a ecrit mon nom, sur son sein gauche
I got home at station Robespierre
Quand je me couche my head was finally clear
How could I know because I wasn’t there
Yet in the next room was another pair
Ecoutez moi bien, quand je vous dit
If you’re ever in a bar out in gay Paris
Don’t go home too soon or you’ll have them too
Talking about those Belgian Boob Blues
Qu’est-que-on doit faire
Je n’etais pas la, et maintenant je regrette
Qu’est-que-on doit faire
J’aurais du savoir
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6. |
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I haven't heard a spoken word
If there's one thing I know about
Yer seein him behind my back
Everybody knows about
I should come over your house and kick your dog
Stupid bitch
You got my car and I want it back
You got my house and I want it back
You screwin him in my king bed
I should come over your house and kick your dog
I should come over your house and kick your fuckin dog
I see you behind the tree
Suckin on him down on your knee
He don't love you the way I did
It's so plain why don't you see
I should come over your house and kick your dog
I should come over your house and kick your...
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7. |
Wegmans
04:12
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8. |
Jaws (An Audio Play)
05:36
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I left the calamity for Amity
The beat for the beach
My name is Brody
And they call me the chief
What's your name? Crissy!
Where you going? Swimming!
You say barracuda people go "huh, what?"
You say "shark!" and we got a panic on our hand on the Fourth of July
Alex Kintner, your fingers are beginng to prune
That's some bad hat Harry
Pippet? Pippet?
Ya'll know me, you know how I earn a livin
I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy
I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks chiefy
I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten
You all know where I can find chief Brody?
I'm Brody, I'm Brody!
Let me see the remains of the first victim
The girl on the beach
No smoking in here or this is what happens
Well this was no boating accident, no coral reef
And it was no Jack The Ripper
It was a shark!
You go in the cage
Cage goes in the water
Shark's in the water
Our shark
Pretty big shark
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish Ladies
Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain
For we've received orders for the sail back to Boston
And so nevermore shall we see you again
I'll never put on a life jacket again
Come on down here and chum some of this shit
I can steer straight ahead
He steers the boat chief
Hooper, Hooper!
Stop playing yourself mister Hooper
See this?
Thrasher cut through my wet suit
Let's drink to our legs, I'll drink to your leg
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head
He can't go down with three barrels in her
Not with three barrels!
Tie me up another barrel
Aren't you watchin it?
He's chasing the boat
He's following us into shore
We're gonna need a bigger boat
We're gonna lead him into shore
And we're gonna drown him
Back home we got a taxidermy man
He's gonna have a heart attach when he sees what I brought him
Smile you son of a bitch!
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9. |
Special Day
02:20
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I thought I saw you walk right out of the shadows
I always pictured you and you erased me
Again anonymous I turn the corner
Witness to foul play in truth or consequence
Chocolate covered cake on your special day
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10. |
Himdang
01:44
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Everybody himdang!
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11. |
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Want to go to the Pompidou
Like all good tourists do
But I got in the wrong line
Stood there for an hour or two
Let's go to the Pompidou, what the heck
Or maybe let's just go to the bibliotheque
This is a really cool museum
Never seen this many books
Thought I'd see some cool art
Who are all these fucking kooks
Writing down stuff and pulling out
Microfilm, is that still made?
There's floors and floors of this shit
Where's the Picasso paintings?
Oh at the bibliotheque
We can watch a Lee Marvin movie
Or some old episodes of SWAT
But tell me where's Picasso?
Here we are at the Pompidou
They got lots of books and videos too
Let's try to check some out
Oh I think we...oh no!
We're not in the Pompidou
We're in the library that shares the same office space
So they could split the rent
And get a better lease
This isn't what we came here for
I think we came in the wrong door
We're trying to go to the Pompadour
And we wound up here
I think I'll just buy a book mark
Maybe I'll pay some of my late fees
Can you help me find the ark
You stupid Americans with your stupid farts
We finally got in to the Pompidou
Found the right door after an hour or two
Paid our price, only ten Franc
Or Euros or whatever they're called, what the fuck
I think the books were prettier
At least the covers were better drawn
Why does Picasso put both sides on somebody's head like a flounder?
Who are all these other fucks?
They paint a piece of canvas and all of a sudden it becomes quite rare
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12. |
Chicken Buzz
02:09
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13. |
Nyack Kyack
02:42
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Here I'm sitting in the city
Feeling kinda shitty
On a sunny day
Hey I'm going up to Nyack
Gonna take my kyack
On a sunny day
I'm gonna see if my girl is there
I'm gonna see her long red hair
Hey I'm headed up the river
Working off a shiver
On a sunny day
Hey I'm passing by the seagulls
Working off my love handles
On a sunny day
I'm gonna see if my girl is there
I'm gonna see her form so fair
Hey I'm pulling into Nyack
Paddling my kyack
On a sunny day
Said hey I'm gonna get my rocks off
When I get my wet socks off
On a sunny day
I'm gonna see if my girl is there
I'm gonna see my girl in her underwear
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14. |
Krav Maga TV Spot
00:48
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15. |
Fire In The Sky
00:57
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Last night
Was a light
Woke the wife
I said honey
Fire in the sky
Wake the boy
Get my gun
Get my shoes
Goin to the porch
Cause I saw
Fire in the sky
Little green men
Big buggy eyes
Wanna take me
Way up high
To the
Fire in the sky
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16. |
Go Greyhound
03:08
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18. |
Fish On Hook
00:24
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Little fishy in the brook
Daddy caught it with a hook
Mama fried it in the pan
Baby eats it like a man
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19. |
Thirty Five
02:37
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20. |
Waiting For My Ponyman
03:01
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I'm waiting for my ponyman
To guide me through this foreign land
He really doesn't understand
I need a little helping hand
Waiting for my ponyman
Been walking since I can't recall
In no direction at all
I need some shelter, I need it quick
I'm waiting for my ponyman
I'm waiting for my ponyman
To guide me through this foreign land
He really doesn't understand
I need a little helping hand
I'm waiting for my ponyman
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21. |
Fracking
03:00
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22. |
Pennsylvania
02:53
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And we're hoping to are you coming too
Now we're driving through Pennsylvania
Driving through the land come inside my friend
Now you'll get to see Pennsylvania
Coming home on the road
To my friends it won't be long
Coming home we're getting old
Let's ride the waves to West Virginia
The Liberty Bell has gone to Hell
But it still looks like Pennsylvania
If I'm in the mood can I suck your blood
When we drive to Transylvania
Coming home on the road
To my friends it won't be long
Coming home we're geting old
Let's ride the waves to West Virginia
Well our trip is done we had some fun
Ya'll come back now to Pennsylvania
New Jersey sucks when you're out of luck
And you're carjacked in Newark
Coming home on the road
To my friends it won't be long
Coming home we're getting old
Let's ride the waves to West Virginia
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23. |
Flip Flop
01:09
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Flip flop, flip flop, motherfuckin flip flop
We gonna get on down now with flip flop
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24. |
It's OK To Feel That Way
02:21
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I kicked a puppy
I hate the sun
I poop your party
Cause you're having fun
I fuck a rainbow
I kill a clown
Blow out the sunset
And wear a frown
But don't get me wrong
This ain't that same sad song
The one that goes like that
And brings you down
Cause it's OK to feel that way
I took your toaster
You took my chair
I stand alone now
Cause life ain't fair
Sometimes I wonder
If you still care
You look so happy
Without me there
But don't get me wrong
This ain't that same sad song
The one that goes like that
And brings you down
Cause it's OK to feel that way
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25. |
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Little Robert Oppenheimer
Wasn't like the other kids
While they were playing football and soccer
He was mutating aphids
Then one day for a science experiment
And a little help from his mom
Little Robert Oppenheimer
built his very first bomb
Then he blew up the world
Blew up the world
Someone said I love your bomb
Give you four thousand English pounds
If you show me how to make a bigger one
We'll keep you around
So Robert went down to his basement
With some plutonium U2-35
Says I'll show you how to make
The biggest damn bomb
There's be no one left alive
Then he blew up the world
Blew up the world
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26. |
Bag Of Groceries
02:30
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27. |
Oh Yes The Killer Whales
02:36
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28. |
Espiritu
01:49
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29. |
Ritz Crackers
01:07
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30. |
Phil's Rant
02:58
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31. |
Mountain With A Scar
03:29
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32. |
Pensamientos
02:21
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34. |
Dead End Street
03:34
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35. |
Kel The Israeli Fighter
02:37
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36. |
Sweet Delphine
01:39
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37. |
She's Like Nothin'
01:27
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38. |
At The Crippled Bear
03:47
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39. |
Cinq Franc L'Amour
02:48
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I met a girl she was French
Her hair was brown, yeah
I looked into her eyes and they were brown
I looked into her mind, yeah
Cinq franc l'amour
We danced all night In front of the river
I don't know what it's called, yeah
The moonlight shined through her eyes
She looked alright in the night sky
Cinq franc l'amour
I'm an American in France
I'm a white guy
Don't know how to dance
Cinq franc l'amour
Je m'appelle Starsky
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40. |
Sweet Home Alabama
03:10
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41. |
Walmart
01:13
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42. |
Dangerous Girls
03:45
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43. |
Black Water
01:08
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44. |
Downtown
02:20
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45. |
Groundhog Day
02:57
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Woke up in my trailer this morning
And what a sight did I see
Three little groundhogs
And they were looking at me
It's groundhog day for the groundhog
The groundhog went to look for the squirrel
And the squirrel said where's the groundhog
It's groundhog day for the groundhog
Not for the squirrel
Squirrel didn't like groundhog
Said he lived in the groundhog all day long
And the hog and the dog and the ground and the groundhog hog and the dog and the groundhog
Not the squirrel in the tree
Tree ain't a friend of the groundhog
He likes ground
He's a ground he's a ground he's a groundhog
Don't like the tree or the squirrel
And the birdfeeder is for the squirrel
Not the groundhog
On groundhog day
So the groundhog got himself a gun
Gonna kill the squirrel for fun
Groundhog shot the squirrel
Shot him right out of the tree
Fell down landed on his right knee and broke it
And his head
Hit a rock and exploded all over the groundhog
Groundhog day got the groundhog got the squirrel brains on his knee
The knee of the squirrel is broken
When he fell out of the tree
Cause the groundhog day shot him on groundhog day
Groundhog Day for the groundhog
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46. |
Mexican Spaceman
02:15
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47. |
Strange Brew
02:21
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She sniffs glue
Strange brew
Kill what's inside of you
She's a witch of trouble in electric blue
In her own mad mind she's in love with you
With you
Now what you gonna do?
Strange brew
Kill what's inside of you
She's some kind of demon made out of glue
If you don't watch out she'll stick to you
To you
What kind of fool are you?
Strange brew
Kill what's inside of you
Take it Alex!
Strange brew
Kill what's inside of you
On a boat in the middle of a raging sea
She will make a scene for it all to be
Ignored
And wouldn't you be bored?
Strange brew
Kill what's inside of you
Kill what's inside of you baby!
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48. |
Pop Song
03:36
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49. |
She Don't Know Me
02:27
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She don't know me
She don't know who I am
You thrill me Maybellene
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50. |
Throw Them In The Pit
01:49
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We're going down to a chicken fight tonight
Stab meat in the rain
It's going off tonight
Cops coming down to bust up the fight
Throw them in the pit
We're cooking for tonight
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51. |
Upside Down In The Soup
01:14
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My leash came undone
I took a nosedive
Upside down in the soup
I came up for air
Lost my suit
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52. |
Silvercloud Lounge
01:51
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53. |
The Doaba Deli
03:19
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54. |
Got No Shoes
00:44
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I got no shoes
Woke up this morning
I go the news
I had to walk
I got no shoes
Who knows what am I gonna do?
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55. |
The Robot Brain Of JFK
03:53
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56. |
Dora Rose
03:52
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58. |
Church Of Scientology
02:23
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59. |
Turnpike Of Love
02:21
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Turnpike of love
Cruising down highway I-95
Heading towards a little town called Heartbreak
Just keep the peddle to the meddle
Head for the Sun there's no exit ramp
On the turnpike of love
Turnpike of love
Comin on down
Slip your fingers on the dash
No money in the glove
Just you and me baby
On the turnpike of love
Turnpike of love
I think I blew a flat baby
Engine's running hot
No time to slow down
Next stop is Heartbreak
My kind of town
Turnpike of love
Don't slow down baby
Gonna tattoo my heart
Your name's gonna last
On the turnpike of love
My car is too fast
Turnpike of love
No exit ramp baby, gotta keep goin
I can't slow down
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60. |
Devil's Blues
01:48
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I searched for the Devil all over the place
I searched for the Devil he was looking my way
Hey there Devil I challenge you to a fight
Go Devil!
I saw Mister Devil he was looking my way
I saw Mister Devil get out of my way
I saw Mister Devil he was looking at me
I saw Mister Devil can't you see
Hey Mister Devil I challenge you to a fight
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62. |
Watch Ol Bandit Run
03:05
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Fred, get back here Fred!
Eastbound and down
Loaded up I'm truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We got a long way to go and a short time to get there
That's our deal and ride on bandit run
I got so much money you get scared
Cause I come back fat as a rat
All the way down the East coast
With a truckload of Coors
Eastbound and down
Loaded up I'm truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We got a long way to go and a short time to get there
That's all baby ride on bandit run
I got, I got so much I gotta tell you
I got so much I gotta say
Gimmie some of that maraca
I need some more maraca
I gotta have more maraca
One, one, one, one, one...
Eastbound and down
Loaded up I'm truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
I got a long way to go and a short time to get there
Look out Fred watch ol' bandit run
Yehaw
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63. |
Girls Of Taiwan
01:00
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64. |
It's Fate
01:00
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65. |
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66. |
Radio Free Juarez
01:00
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67. |
Leave A Message
00:14
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"Tylor's not here right now, record a message"
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68. |
Candy & Magazines
02:31
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69. |
Counting The Days
03:44
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70. |
Welcome To King Of Beef
02:04
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71. |
TK Livin
02:03
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King of Beef New York, New York
Recording the inspired and the improvised, since 1994.
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